TvDetective Quote #9

“I asked B— if we could get a triple-pronged dildo—you know, 2 for me, 1 for him—and he said ‘sure.’  I really think this is the one.”

TvDetective Quote #8

“I threw this really awesome cucumber out the other day.  I just wish I could bring myself to be disgusting. Slap a condom on that and go to town.”