Patchouli Farts

Were u ever on an elevator and someone farted, and then they got off, and then a floor or two later someone else got on and you KNOW they blamed you for the smell?  That happened to me today, I think. Well, kind of. This semi goth/punk guy wearing dark rayban-esque sunglasses and spiked leather wrist bands, some incredible tattoos, and an ugly little goatee that any sane person would hold him down and shave off,  was wearing patchouli oil.  Lots of patchouli oil.  Ugh.  I’ve never been a fan of the stuff in general, but in high doses it’s almost lethal.  Anyway, he got off on the first floor, and some other people got on, and of course the odor lingered long after goth boy was gone.  And the other two people kept eyeing me for the rest of the (thankfully short) elevator ride.  And I’m pretty sure it wasn’t just because i look so damned good today.