Hasn’t anyone figured out yet that Jennifer Garner is nothing but trouble? She left her husband Scott Foley for Alias co-star Michael Vartan. Then she dumped Michael’s heart-broken ass for Elektra co-star Ben Affleck. How many lives must this woman destroy before someone stops her? Don’t get me wrong: I love her to tears. I practically wet myself every time she puts on a new disguise in Alias (btw, my favorite was DEFINITELY when she played the computer geek, an homage to co-worker Marshall), but i thank my lucky stars I’m just some gay gay from Philly and not a youngish, ruggedly-handsome heterosexual tv/movie star she can chew up and spit out like a piece of gum that’s lost it’s flavor.
Here’s my advice to Ben: keep her on a short leash. Tell her her acting career is over—no more tv shows or movies with studly co-stars. I give their marriage 2 years at the VERY most. Maybe more if he can keep her barefoot and pregnant, but the woman doesn’t exactly have birthing hips.
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