Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Someone should put a warning label on Jennifer Garner

Aliaslibertyvillage1Hasn’t anyone figured out yet that Jennifer Garner is nothing but trouble?  She left her husband Scott Foley for Alias co-star Michael Vartan.  Then she dumped Michael’s heart-broken ass for Elektra co-star Ben Affleck.  How many lives must this woman destroy before someone stops her?   Don’t get me wrong:  I love her to tears.  I practically wet myself every time she puts on a new disguise in Alias (btw, my favorite was DEFINITELY when she played the computer geek, an homage to co-worker Marshall), but i thank my lucky stars I’m just some gay gay from Philly and not a youngish, ruggedly-handsome heterosexual tv/movie star she can chew up and spit out like a piece of gum that’s lost it’s flavor.

Here’s my advice to Ben:  keep her on a short leash.  Tell her her acting career is over—no more tv shows or movies with studly co-stars.  I give their marriage 2 years at the VERY most.  Maybe more if he can keep her barefoot and pregnant, but the woman doesn’t exactly have birthing hips. 

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